Garrison Keillor IS Dwight Shrute! Shrute Down Garrison Keillor!!!

Ok,just look at the above, and you will see the resemblence...

STARTLING!!

I actually used to listen to Prairie Home Companian, starring Dwight Shr...er, Garrison uh, Shrute!
I still tune in occasionally, to hear the artists booked on the show, like Patty Loveless last week! (GREAT!!)

But, EVERY time Garrison Shrute opens his politically correct/retarded mouth, I SHRUTE THE RADIO DOWN!!!

Even worse, given that his AIDES book the BEST singing talent available in the WORLD: Dwight KEILLOR makes CERTAIN that he will "SING" along with these artists.

GARRISON KEILLOR IS PROBABLY THE WORST SINGER THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD ON THE RADIO!!

You can quote me on that.

It's like the Emperor with no Clothes, Insisting over and over how well dressed he is...

Garrison is really, really, really bad at singing, and his opinions are counter to the small town, midwestern values he supposedly espouses.

I wish he'd stayed in Denmark. (Wasn't that where he ran off with some girl from the Anoka Mn. High School foreign exchange program?) Actually, who cares?

In closing, Garrison/Dwight Shrute/Keillor is the worst singer I've ever heard in public, in my life.

Also, he kind of reminds me of a mean Barney Fife!

But, that's the subject of another entry...