Hilarious postal joke from my dad, Big Band Phil Bowers

A woman took a package to the post office to mail and was
told it would cost $2.40 for fast delivery or $1.30 for
slower service.

"There is no hurry," she told the clerk, "just so the
package is delivered within my lifetime."

The postmaster glanced at her and said, "That will be $2.40,
please."